"Now I know you want that Teddy, Sheila. But unless you want good ole' Mr. B to turn into dead 'ole Mr. Doe. You'll leave it where it lay lass. After all child; I'm terribly scared of those automated bullet slingers"
Nah, I don't think that simply poking it will warrant a skewering. You can stand right smack in front of one and make faces at it all damn day if you wanted and it wouldn't do anything but maybe wander off !
I can imagine the dialogue between these two: LS-*hmph!* "How come Sally won't let me go to her birthday party?" BD-*pats head* "UUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH..."+
+trasnlation: "Now, now, sweetie. The other girls still have birthdays coming up. I'm sure you'll be invited to those."